Another Alternateive Version of Bohemian Rhapsody
(To be sung to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody)
Is this a Bhuna?
Or is this a Jalfrezi?
Mixed up my order
They all look the same to me
Open your gob,
Just swallow a forkful and see.
I'm Just a student,
Need something real cheap to eat
Because I'm stony broke
Not a bean
Don't remeber
The menu I've seen
Korma, Saag or Madras
Doesen't really matter to me
to me...
Naan-aa, Just killed a man
Poppadom against his head
Had lime pickle now he's dead,
Naan-aa, dinner just begun
But now i'm going to crap it all away.
Naan-aa, ooh-ooh
Didn't mean to make you cry,
Seen nothin' yet just see the loo tomorrow,
Curry on, Curry on,
'cause nothing really madras,
Too late, my dinners gone
Sends shivers up my spine
Rectum aching all the time.
Goodbye every bhaji, iv'e got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.
Naan-aa, ooh ooh,
This Dopiaza's mild,
Sometimes wish we'd never come here at all.
I see a little Chicken tikka on the side,
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh
Pass the chutney made with mango.
Vindaloo does nicely
Very very spicey
ME!
Biryani (Biryani)
Biryani (Biryani)
Biryani and a naan
Oh vindalooooooooooooo
(No no no no no no no no no no)
I've eaten balti, somebody help me
He's eaten balti, get him to a lavatory
Stand well back
This loo is quarantined.
Here it comes,
There it goes, technicolor yawn
I chunder
NO!
It's coming up again
(There he goes)
I chunder
it's coming up again
(There he goes)
I chunder
it's coming up again
Up again
Here it comes again
Here it comes again
Here it comes again
Here it comes again
This vindaloo is about to wreck my guts
Poor me.... Poor me.... Poor me!
So you think you can chunder and think it's alright?
So you think you can eat curry and drink all night?
Ohh maybe, now you'll puke like a baby,
Just had to come out,
Just ahd to come right out in here...
korma, Saag or bhuna,
Balti, naan or bhaji
Nothing makes a difference to me
To me
Anyway my wind blows.
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