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A few million years later mankind evolved from monkeys. they lived in caves and did not ware any clothes (they were as stupid then as they are today.) humans used to go and kill elephants and things for food using sharp sticks and rocks. Things were easy back then as far as getting a woman was involved all you did was either give her a rock or something as a present before taking her back to your cave. Or you could just club her and drag her back to your cave (Pulling in its most literal sense) and if she already had a man? Easy just beat him to death with a rock!
these were the good days
Mankind then developed clothes houses made of mud and pointy bits of metal known as Swords. Getting a Woman became more difficult because of the father of your intended getting all upset with the idea of some hairy barbarian taking his daughter back to his mud hut. And so the said hairy barbarian now had to fight not only other blokes with the same ideas but also the girls old man. and now with swords being invented and all you had to have the biggest sword as well the stakes were high because if you failed to pull then you had probably been killed .
The human race then came up with the Idea of castles and Shiny armour. The average bloke now had a new idea for pulling they would try being a nice guy and persuading women to run away with them this still did not impress the girls father who now had a new toy, the bow and arrow this caused many blokes to die whilst running away. the studs in shiny armour now had a new problem, so they would sneak in at night and run off with the old mans daughter (a practice still employed today). But the father would have on last trick up his sleeve, he could muster an army to go and save this "damsel in distress". This caused big wars and much death.
Then some stupid bloke decided that everyone should get married before having sex (He was probably gay). This made allot of blokes very unhappy. So not only did they need the woman to agree they needed the father to agree as well, not an easy job. Marriage seemed a stupid idea to most blokes so they did not bother until someone decided to enforce this law by hanging all people found breaking it. Mans job just became more difficult.
But nowadays the marriage thing is all but dead. But that does not make the ancient art of pulling any easier. Now days not only do you need to be nice to the girl but you need a good dress sense, a nice hair style, to be fairly good looking, a nice smile, a sense of humour, a bottomless wallet, a car, to be six feet tall and you still need to stay on the right side of her old man. And also there are more things that can go wrong she may be married, a jhehovas witness, a slapper, only looking for a friend, pregnant or already have a bloke. And now days people don�t like you killing people and she would not be empressed if you killed her bloke. Men also have to be careful in clubs because young women make themselves look older and old women make themselves look younger and they lie about there age so when she tells you 18 she could be 15-30, which is a complete git. Hell someone bring back the stone age it was so much easier.