Clean up our language
Language
The English language seems to have gone down hill over the last 100 years from beeing polite and civil to people to swaring
and cursing for for no reason. Now 100 years ago England had and empire spaning the globe which has since declined to a few
small islands. this could well be due to the recent trend for bad language. for this reason it seems we should clear up our
language in an attempt to salvage what little remains of our once great empire so the following changes in the way we talk
in the work place will be under taken in and attempt to clean up our language.
The following phrases will be changed for those written next to them. And with luck by the year 2020 we will have our empire back.
No fucking way! = I�m certain that�s not feasible.
You�ve got to be shitting me. = Really?
Tell someone who gives a fuck. = Perhaps you could check with...
Ask me if I give a fuck. = Of course I�m concerned.
It�s not my fucking problem. = I wasn�t involved with that project.
What the fuck? = Interesting.
Fuck it! = Never mind.
Fuck it, it won�t work = I�m not sure I can implement this.
Why the fuck didn�t you tell me that sooner? = I�ll try to schedule that.
When the fuck do you expect me to do this? = Perhaps I can work late?
Who the fuck cares? = Are you sure this is a problem?
He�s got his head up his ass. = He�s not familiar with the problem.
No shit! = You don�t say.
Eat shit! = Hello?
Eat shit and die. = Excuse me?
Eat shit and die motherfucker. = Excuse me sir?
What the fuck do they want from my life? = They weren�t happy with it?
Kiss my ass. = So you�d like my help?
Shove it up your ass. = I love a "challenge"
Who the hell died and made you boss? = You want me to take care of this.
Blow me. = I see.
Blow yourself. = Do you see?
Another fucking meeting? = Yes, we really should discuss this.
I really don�t give a shit. = I don�t think it will be a problem.
He�s a fucking prick. = He�s some what insensitive.
She�s a ball breaking bitch. = She�s an aggressive go-getter.
This place is all fucked up. = We�re a little disorganized.
You don�t know what the fuck you�re doing = I think you could use more training
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