How to understand Men

And because I will get lots of stick from any Females who read the last one here is the same for a bloke

40-ish = 55 and looking for a 25 year old.
Athletic = Sits on the couch and watches football.
Average looking = Unusual hair growth on ears,nose, and back.
Educated = Will always treat you like an idiot.
Free Spirit = Will sleep with your sister, friends, pets...
Friendship first = As long as friendship involves nudity.
Fun = Good with a remote and a six pack.
Good looking = Arrogant.
Honest = Pathological liar.
Huggable = Overweight, more body hair than a bear.
Like to cuddle = Insecure, overly dependent.
Mature = Until you get to know him
Open-minded = Wants to also sleep with your sister.
Physically fit = Spends a lot of time admiring himself.
Poet = Has written on a public toilet wall.
Spiritual = Once went to church with his grandmother.
Stable = Occasional stalker, but never arrested.
Thoughtful = Says "please" when demanding a beer.

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