The Meaning Of Life
Ah now this is a question that people have been pondering since the beginning of time and in that time no one has come up with the answer or even guessed it.
And so I have decided that I should put mankind out of its misery buy telling you the answer but first.
Why People care
People seem to need some thing to do with there life's so they occupy themselves buy getting a job buying a house and watching
tv... Why? Because they are stupid what other reason is there I mean only a few thousand years ago we were happy to go out
and kill the occasional pig for food and drink from rivers. But we stoped doing this and then became bored enough to bother
thinking about the meaning of life and other trivial things like, When shall I have lunch? old answer: when I get hungry. new
answer: Midday. so we needed to have a point to life rather than being mindless drones.
Then almost 2000 years ago a Hippy named J.C told every one that life was about "Peace and Love man" People were happy with
this for a short time but they still felt empty.
Why the answer is not "Peace and Love Man"
J.C's theory was great apart from one problem the other million religions who thought he was just a stoned hippy did not
think the same way so the Christians decided that to prove that Peace and Love was the way they would have wars about it they
even had wars with other Christians about the true meaning of it. therefore proving the peace and love theory wrong.
The Real Answer
And now I will tell you the meaning of life. and I just know that some idiot will have been reading this and saying to
himself "I already know the answer... its 42" Well you are WRONG!!! 42 is the answer to Life The Universe And Everything
(Bloody fool!).
First of all the question What is the meaning of life? does not mean define life (So shut it you bloody smart alek) it means
what is the purpose in life? why are we here? so here goes... (Drum roll) The purpose in life is to grow up have kids and then die. simple as that. now was that really worth pondering since the beginning of time?... thought not.
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