About my "Mates"
This is when I try not to offend to many of my mates but if they
do get offended they can just bugger off.
Jo Worth The most ideal female this side of... well anywhere, Drinks Guinness and plays pool.
Ben George Triple hard judo guy (thank God he's a mate!) also the mate I have known for longest.
Jonathan Hunter Regular deathmatch opponent. He also happens to be a Thesbian (actor).
David Pithouse Goes to collage, eats, hits computer, goes home again, likes Cheese. And yes he is mad.
Jon-Paul Holloway Waster. Has no Job is not at collage and spends all his life at home.
James Bowles Has crashed 4 cars in 1 Year. A nice safe driver.
Daniel Ashford Owns a car, a ford fiesta in fact so he is alright in my book. Hates all other road users.
Steven Thomson Is an apprentice poor fool, but then he earns money so we can let him off.
Lee Montague Is just kind of there.
Richard Wright Has ginger hair, is bloody clever, and can not answer a question in under 10,000 words.
Michelle Anstis Girl on the (happy) collage bus, is to bloody clever for her own good.
Jamie Brokensha Short, Patriotic, Homophobe, Loud and into James Bond. Are these good things?
Jonathan Jones Not in the least bit sane, reader of the sacred text's.
Paul Harwood Rugby player, never lend him anything has a memory like a... well he has no memory.
Ben Girling Odd bloke with a "Rock 'n' Roll" Style of his own.
Claire Hallett Surfy type beach babe.
Adam Headly The less said the better me thinks.
Daniel Healy Old mate from primary school currently in a band.
Dawn Patterson Has been behaving herself this year... allegedly.
Peter Daniels Mad or stupid? who can tell?
Lee Forster Bloke on my course spends all his money on consloes, is deeply into Emulators.
Kevin Salter Drives an MG cos its cheap.
Rob Elliott Failed to out drink me and got checked for ID at the age of 23 poor fool.
Peter Clark Do not let this guy near a tree when he is drunk!!! he will only go and fall out of it.
Sarahlouise Chilvers My Girlfriend and generally cool female, You have to love her giggle.
James Booth plays the guitar, died his normally blonde hair blue.
Ed Mullins is fucked up!!!!! He really is VERY fucked up....
And a big hi to all those not included in this list sorry but I can't be bothered puting your names down.
So here you have it some of my mates breifly discribed but what about their Mental Health?
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