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| Case History: | Appalling taste in men, and has a permanent smile |
| Symptoms: | Going out with me without regret and ENJOYING IT! |
| Diagnosis: | She has got to be tripping. |
| Cure: | Should be locked in a darkened room for a few weeks until she realises the error of her ways. |
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| Case history: | Probably started at birth after being attacked by a lump of cheese or some other stupid object. |
| Syptoms: | Worrying obsessions with Moose, Fish, Gerbils, Chickens and of course computers. |
| Diagnosis: | Quite clearly a complete nutter and should be locked up. |
| Cure: | All the demons of hell must consume his flesh. |
| Case History: | Started Shortly after passing driving test and realizing that he was the only person who could drive. |
| Symptoms: | Screaming at all other drivers espesially when they are traveling below the national speed limit. |
| Diagnosis: | Nah he ain't mad he's just a psycotic driver. |
| Cure: | Tires and face should be slashed in road rage incident. |
| Case History: | Just born like it I guess? |
| Symptoms: | Reapeatedly saying the word "Hectic" and failing a multiple choice paper in an exam. |
| Diagnosis: | Stupid, maybe even dumb but not mad. |
| Cure: | A Brain transplant could help? |
| Case History: | Started after being pushed into a swimming pool by me. |
| Symptoms: | Talking crap and being interested in the Titanic. |
| Diagnosis: | Could be mad or maybe just stupid who knows? |
| Cure: | Being kicked in the side untill his ribs poke out of his skin. |
| Case History: | I think the sun got to him or maybe it was just living in Horrabridge? |
| Symptoms: | Obsessed with starwars, Dreams of taking over the world. |
| Diagnosis: | HES MAD!! MAD!! I TELL YOU!!! |
| Cure: | Force feeding him his own liver should do the trick. |
| Case History: | He decided he could out drink Me. |
| Symptoms: | Being very very drunk and very very depressed. |
| Diagnosis: | Out drink me? He must be mad! |
| Cure: | Getting his stomach and brain pumped. |
